In another major win for MCU sapphics, Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza *finally* locked lips on Agatha All Along.
Major spoilers ahead.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe miniseries concluded with a titillating two-parter on Thursday (31 October), following Hahn’s crooning witch and queero Billy “Teen” Kaplan/Maximoff (Joe Locke) as they continue down, down, down the road, down the Witches’ Road.
In the penultimate episode, Agatha makes a deal with her former lover and enemy Rio Vidal (aka Death) (aka Aubrey Plaza): if she can convince Billy to surrender to Rio, who views his second chance at life as an abomination, then she has to leave Agatha alone forever. (The look of heartbreak on Rio’s face had us bawling.)
After Agatha and Billy conquer the Witches’ Road, Rio launches an attack on a powerless Agatha for failing to fulfil her end of the bargain. Billy subsequently comes to the rescue, infusing Agatha with his magic, resulting in a major smackdown between the sapphic icons.
Ultimately, Agatha chooses to sacrifice herself to save Billy, and does so by landing a passionate smacker on Rio.
As well as praise for the performances of Hahn, Locke and Plaza, the surprisingly emotional themes and twists of the jaw-dropping variety, the episode was lauded for making history with the MCU’s first-ever lesbian kiss. (About! Time!)
Understandably, queers lost their goddamn marbles.
“AGATHARIO KISSED AND THIS SCENE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BEST AND WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME,” wrote one fan.
Another tweeted: “The way how Agatha touches Rio’s face and how Rio leaned in to deepen the kiss omfg SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.”
“Nothing says gay explosion like Agatha and Rio finally kissing,” said a third.
The series finale of Agatha All Along is now streaming on Disney Plus – check out the best reactions below.
AGATHARIO KISSED AND THIS SCENE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BEST AND WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME #AgathaAllAlong pic.twitter.com/MOsZDCJZxF
— berry (@sckberry) October 31, 2024
so you’re telling me that in episode 4 agatha wanted to kiss rio knowing damn well she would die (how tf did their relationship work then?) and the flashback didn’t even show us the origins of their love story, they just threw us into the water expecting us to magically know it? pic.twitter.com/tT7C8IUWv7
— sian⁵⁵ | agatha spoilers (@S4INZLVR) October 31, 2024
no because agatha died hating rio forever and she only kissed her so she could die and rio still loved her just like she always did but couldn't do anything to stop agatha from dying bye pic.twitter.com/fWg1TOjY9v
— flo (@heymilfs) October 31, 2024
agatha closes her eyes but rio is in disbelief so it takes her another beat to close hers and hold agatha's face but she's so overwhelmed her hands eventually just drop and she sinks into the kiss before she goes back to hold her wrists to make sure the moment doesn't end- pic.twitter.com/ApEVdqiPeV
— m (@lezzie0lsen) October 31, 2024
I'm so beyond obsessed with THIS specific moment of the kiss where rio got caught off guard so she still has her eyes open trying to register what's happening and when she does she closes her eyes and just sinks into agatha and holds her face and kisses her back so much deeper pic.twitter.com/XrHIuT77NY
— m (@lezzie0lsen) October 31, 2024
WE GOT #AGATHARIO KISS BUT AT WHAT COST 😭😭#AgathaAllAlong pic.twitter.com/OcI6WmbnUY
— Trost|Agatha Spoilers (@VagitarianTrost) October 31, 2024
Thinking about how Agatha could have enticed Rio to blast her again and draw her into a fight to get her power, but decided to spend her final living act kissing Rio and dying in her embrace. A soft and calm death. Unlike her whole life. I’m not okay 🥹 #AgathaAllAlong pic.twitter.com/O0Qu885EUl
— The Kilted Menace 🏴😜 (@fb_iona) October 31, 2024
what we’re not going to do is claim that agatha ONLY kissed rio so she could die, as in there were no other motivations in there and it was an emotionless act. because HELLO that passion absolutely screams of a long lost love reigniting, even if only for a few seconds pic.twitter.com/dg6qXqoeLQ
— lily | fagatha harklez & rio vidyke’s attorney 🕷️ (@agatharioluvr) October 31, 2024
the way she grabbed rio's face. they way they swayed together. agatha knew her time was limited and she savoured every last second of that kiss. #AgathaAllAlong pic.twitter.com/qkyCZC4FFm
— meri (@cinemerix) October 31, 2024
so what I’m going for is this was definitely rio begging agatha to kiss her, basically #AgathaAllAlong pic.twitter.com/VIg8K2uke1
— Nina (@charmingdallas) October 31, 2024
going from this to agatha then literally kissing rio to death, never letting go of her face after saying she didn’t want to see it, and rio crying as she dies in front of her… https://t.co/gf0hm5bhei pic.twitter.com/B2SNBsQx9U
— han (@MlNTHARAS) October 31, 2024
if you genuinely believe agatha ONLY kissed rio as a way of killing herself then u might be delusional bc????? hello the PASSION?????? im dead on the floor rn pic.twitter.com/qygcn0mhik
— lily | fagatha harklez & rio vidyke’s attorney 🕷️ (@agatharioluvr) October 31, 2024
they didn't have to kiss each other for rio to be able to take agatha's body. they wanted to kiss each other. so they did. agatha harkness chose to end her mortal life by devouring her lover, lady death. #AGATHARIO #AgathaAllAlongpic.twitter.com/9Fk8fe6o4T
— meri (@cinemerix) October 31, 2024
nothing says gay explosion like agatha and rio finally kissingpic.twitter.com/UcNx30CNtn
— ᴊ ᴇ s s 𓆗 (@insaniadora) October 30, 2024
the way how agatha touches rio’s face and how rio leaned in to deepen the kiss omfg SOMEBODY SEDATE ME pic.twitter.com/uMCfr6Ke5u
— agathario lovebot | agatha spoilers! (@plazascoven) October 31, 2024